Naughtysms
Behind every accomplished man, there is one woman
and behind every un-accomplished man, there are two.
It says that every man should have a marriage life,
after all, peace of mind is not the only thing in life.
It says that a good discussion is like a mini skirt.
It is enough to make interest and
long enough to cover the subject.
Love is said to be photogenic
so, it needs darkness to develop.
Children in backseats cause accidents and
accidents in backseats sometimes cause children
Clothing is like a barbed barrier
It protects the land without restricting the view.
Naughty text messages
A person was busy in removing one wheel from an auto,
then a bystander asks: Why are you removing a wheel from your auto?
Person: See the board - 'Parking for two wheelers only
The more you gain skill, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you tend to forget,
The more you tend to forget, the less you know
So, why to learn.
A mobile phone is like a lady....it talks non-stop and it always costs a fortune,
it very much disturbs you when you are busy, and when you need them urgently, they will have no services to offer you.
