Behind every successful man, there is one woman
and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry
after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

A good discussion is like a miniskirt
Short enough to pertain interest and
long enough to cover the subject

Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop

Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children

A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only


The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget,
The more you forget, the less you know
So. Why learn.

A mobile is like a woman.... talks non-stop, costs a fortune,
disturbs you when u r busy, and when you need them urgently, they have no service.