Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right
and the other is husband !
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Sign in wallpaper and paint store: "Husbands choosing colors must have note from wives"
Never criticize your wife's faults.
It might have been those faults that kept her from getting a better husband
Husband asks,
Do u know the meaning of WIFE?
It means...
Without
Information
Fighting
Evrytime!
WIFE on hearing this says,
it could also mean -
With
Idiot
For
Ever.
Wise men never marry
and when they marry they become otherwise.
A MAN IS INCOMPLETE BEFORE MARRIAGE.....AFTER THAT HE IS FINISHED...