Funny marriage text messages
Marriage is a kind of give and take. You would better give it to her, otherwise she will take it anyway.
Never condemn your wife's mistakes, it might have been those mistakes that kept her from getting a good husband.
Funny marriagesms
Marriage is such a relationship in which one person is always right and the other one is husband!
A sign board in a paint store: "Husbands choosing colors must have a note from their wives"
Husband to wife : -,
WIFE meaning is
Without
Information
Fighting
Evrytime!
WIFE replied - It could also mean -
With
Idiot
For
Ever.
Wise men never marry and when they do they become otherwise.
A man is incomplete before marriage, after that he is completely finished
Before marriage: Violets are blue, sugar is sweet, you are so beautiful, I love you.
After marriage: Violets are dead, I am bitter, you are my headache, I will kill you one day.
