Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u. After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband !

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Sign in wallpaper and paint store: "Husbands choosing colors must have note from wives"

Never criticize your wife's faults.
It might have been those faults that kept her from getting a better husband

Husband asks,
Do u know the meaning of WIFE?
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
WIFE on hearing this says,
it could also mean - With Idiot For Ever.

Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.

A MAN IS INCOMPLETE BEFORE MARRIAGE.....AFTER THAT HE IS FINISHED...