Do you drink? Girl's
father inquired of his prospective son-in-law.
First tell me whether it is a question or an invitation -
asked son-in-law.
TEACHER: If u call ur mother as MUM,
Then what will u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sis?
Sardar:so simple, I will call them MINIMUM and MAXIMUM
I want u...
To be with me in a nice Restaurent
To have candle Light Dinner....
and to say say those sweet three words to YOU....
"Pay The Bill"
Maths teacher to a dull boy,
if you have 12 chocolate and u give 5 to Leena,
3 to Tina, 4 to Riya,
then what will You get?
Student: 3 Girl friends....!
Q: How do u keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder as Instruction Manuals
Remove your Shirt,
Remove your Pants too,
ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh....
Thanks God, Finally the suitcase is closed.
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I dont see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!