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There are times when I fall in love with someone new,
but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.
TEACHER: If u call ur mother as MUM,
Then what will u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sis?
Sardar:so simple, I will call them MINIMUM and MAXIMUM
I want you...
To be with me in a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner...
and to say those sweet three words to you...
"Pay The Bill"
One day one sardarji's girlfriend asked him, sweet darling, on our engagement will you give me a Ring? Sardarji :- Yes sure darling, please give me your mobile number
Maths teacher: to a dull boy,
if u have 12 chocolate and u give 5 to leena,
3 to tina, 4 to meena,
then what will You get?
Student: 3 Girl friends...!
Q: How do u keep ur husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
Remove your shirt...
Remove your pants too...
yes... remove your kurti too..yes...
Thank God, We now managed to close the suitcase.
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I dont see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
Why would the couple stop after third child?
Because they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
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