There are times when I fall in love with someone new,
but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.

TEACHER: If u call ur mother as MUM,
Then what will u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sis?
Sardar:so simple, I will call them MINIMUM and MAXIMUM

I want u...
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner....
and to say say those sweet three words to U....
"Pay The Bill"

Maths teacher: to a dull boy,
if u have 12 chocolate and u give 5 to leena,
3 to tina, 4 to meena,
then what will You get?
Student: 3 Girl friends....!

Q: How do u keep ur husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

Remove your Shirt,
Remove your Pants too,
ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh....
Thanks God, Finally the suitcase is closed.

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I dont see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!


Why'd the couple stop after 3 children?
Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.