Kabi hosla bi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt mein muskurahat lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na midte, to aatve din naha lena chahiye.
Wife ne bola: I will die soon. Hearing this husband: I will also die darling. Wife said: Why do you want to die? Husband replied: - Because maa itni khushi bardash nahi kar sakta!
Jab Gabbar Singh paida hua to uski maa ne us se teen-chaar thappad lagaye. To Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi? Mother bola: Kambakht paida hote hei pooch raha tha ki KTNE AADMI THE....
Shaam hote hi chiragon ko buja deta hoom, isaliye, yeh dil hi kaafi hai tere yaadom mein jalne ke liye.
Jaan hei mujkho zindagi se pyara, jaan ke liye kardoon kurbaan yaari,
jaan ke liye tod doon dosti tumhara. Ab tumse kya chupana hai, TUM hi toh wo jaan hamari.
Tere dwar par sanam, mein hazar baar aayenge, Tere dwaar par Sanam hazar baar aaenge, ganti bajayenke aur....aur...aur bhaag jayenke.mein...ha ha ha.
Phool khilte nahi, phool kilte nahi,
Khusboo unhe khilati hai!
Ladke bigadte nahi magar Ladkiya unhe bigadti hai
Girl : Arey itna bada mu mein kaise daloongi.
Boy : Jaldi se mu kholo na.
Girl : Oops meri sare kapade geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo pura.
