Kabhi hosla bi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura
lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite,
to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.
Wife ne bola: I will die. Husband: i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi
bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye
Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE....
Shaam hote hi chiragon ko bujha deta
hoom, yeh dil hi kaafi hai tere yaad main jalne ke liye.
Jaan hai mujkho zindagi se pyari, jaan ke liye kardoon
kurbaan yaari,
jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumari.
Ab tumse kya chupana, TUM hi toh jaan hamari.
Tere dvar par sanam,
hazar baar aayenge,?
Tere dvar par Sanam hazar baar aaenge,!
ganti bajayenke aur.....,
bhaag jayenke....ha ha ha.
Phool khilte nahi,
Khusboo unhe khilati hai
Ladke bigadte nahi, Ladkiya unhe bigadti hai
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
