Shaam hote he chiragon ko buja deta hoom, yeh dil hi kaafi hai tere yaad main jalne ke liye.
Jaan hai mujkho zindagi se pyaari,
jaan ke liye kardoom kurbaan yaari,
jaan ke liye tod doon dosti tumhari.
Ab tumse kya chupana hai, Tum hi toh wo jaan hamhari.
Tere dwar par sanam, hum hazar baar aayenge,
Tere dwar par Sanam, hum hazar baar aaenge,
ganti bajayenke aur...aur...aur...bhaag jayenke...hum...ha ha ha.
Kabhi khabi hosla bhi aazmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt mein muskurahat lena chahiye. Jab saat din mein bhi khujali na midte, to aatve din naha lana chahiye.
Wife ne bola: I will suicide. Then husband said: I will also. Wife ne bola:- Why do you want to die? husband :- because meri maa itni khushi kabhi bardash nahi kar sakti!
Jab Gabbar singh paida hua to uski maa ne us se teen-chaar thappad lagaye to Gabbar ki Father: Kya baat ho gayi? Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha hai - KTNE AADMI THE....
Tujhe dekh kar aksar, aajate hain mujhe chakker, Samaj nahin aata hai mujhe, Tum moannis ho ya muzakker.
thoda sa karne do, please thoda sa karne do, kisi ko pata hi nahi chale ga, bus thora sa karne do, ek choti si sms karne do, please.
