Ladka: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Ladki: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Ladka: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!

Din Mein Chain Nahi, Rat Mein Neend Nahi,
Jee Na Lage Kahin, Bhukh,
Pyas lage Nahi,
He Bhagwan kya ye Pyar hai?
Bhagwan: Nahi Beti Tu CHIKEN GUNIA ki Shikar Hai!!!!

Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain! Aapke sms bhi din raat hain
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo, Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.


Tum hoti to aisa hota,Tum hoti to waisa hota, Tum is baat pe itna hasti,
Tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,
Tum uss baat pe wo kahati, shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

Dosti shayad zindgi hoti hai, Jo har dil mein basi hoti hai,
Waise to jee lete hai sabhi akele magar... Phir bhi zarurat inki har kisi ko hoti hai..


Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de,
Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de,
Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de...

Tum aa gaye ho; noor aa gaya hai,
Tum aa gaye ho, noor aa gaya hai,
Chalo teeno movie dekhne chalen.

Pani peeta hai pipe se, Apple khate hai knife se, Apni bhi kya life hai yaaron, Jutey khatein hai wife se