Galiloeo:- Extensive Mind, Einstein:- Great Mind, Newton:- Exceptional Mind
Me:- Master mind, YOU:- Never Mind!.
So atractive is your SMILE,
So appealing is your STYLE,
So darling is your VOICE,
So Sweet is your EYE,
see! ...how Sweetly I Lie!
Once a baby fish asked her mother:- Why can not we live on earth?
Mother Fish:- Earth is not the place for FISH, it is made for SELFISH only.
What is the meaning of Wife?
Without
Information
Fighting
Evrytime!
Hearing this angry wife said,
it could also mean -
With
Idiot
For
Ever.
Once God came up to me and granted me a wish.
I requested him for the peace of world. He said it is impossible.
Then I asked him to give you brain. Then he said "I will try world peace".
A mobile is like women.
They talks no-stop and costs a fortune.
They disturbs when you are busy and when you need them urgently,
they have no servie.
Who is a happiest man? whose daughter's photograph is on Glamour Magazine, son on Maxim, girlfriend is on playb0y and wife is on missing column of newspaper.
