Galiloeo:- Extensive Mind, Einstein:- Great Mind, Newton:- Exceptional Mind
Me:- Master mind, YOU:- Never Mind!.
So atractive is your SMILE,
So appealing is your STYLE,
So darling is your VOICE,
So Sweet is your EYE,
see! ...how Sweetly I Lie!
Once a baby fish asked her mother:- Why can not we live on earth?
Mother Fish:- Earth is not the place for FISH, it is made for SELFISH only.
What is the meaning of Wife? W
Hearing this angry wife said,
it could also mean - W
Once God came up to me and granted me a wish.
I requested him for the peace of world. He said it is impossible.
Then I asked him to give you brain. Then he said "I will try world peace".
A mobile is like women.
They talks no-stop and costs a fortune.
They disturbs when you are busy and when you need them urgently,
they have no servie.
Who is a happiest man? whose daughter's photograph is on Glamour Magazine, son on Maxim, girlfriend is on playb0y and wife is on missing column of newspaper.