Galiloeo:- Great Mind, Einstein:- Genius Mind, Newton:- Extraordinary Mind
Me:- MasterMind, YOU:- Never Mind!.

So Sweet is your SMILE,
So Sweet is your STYLE,
So Sweet is your VOICE,
So Sweet is your EYE,
see! ..........how Sweetly I Lie!

A baby fish asked her mother:- Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish:- Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for SELFISH.

Husband asks,
Do u know the meaning of WIFE?
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
WIFE on hearing this says,
it could also mean - With Idiot For Ever.

Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"!



A mobile is like women :-
Talks non-stop,
Costs a fortune,
Disturbs when your busy
And when U need them urgently, they have no service.

Happiest man is on whose, daughter's photograph is on femina cover, son on india today, girlfriend on playboy, WIFE on missing coloumn of newspaper.