Good morning. Kindly observe silence for 15 seconds in the memory of those unlucky mosquitoes who died last night after drinking your blood. Thanks.
A boy goes to see a cabare. By knowing this, his mom gets angry and asked him: Did u see anything there that you were not supposed to see? Boy replied, yes, I saw dad!
Intelligent man plus intelligent woman is equal to romance. Intelligent man and stupid woman is equal to pregnancy. Stupid man and intelligent woman is equal affair. Stupid man plus stupid woman is equal to marriage.
One Chinese pair Mrs and Mr Hua got twins without getting married. So can you guess what did they name them? It is Jo Hua, So Hua.
Flash news - some terrorists have kidnapped our professors and they are demanding $50000. Otherwise they will burn them with kerosene. So please donate, I have donated 15 litres.
A mobile is like women :-
It talks non-stop and it costs a fortune.
It disturbs when you are busy
And when you need them urgently, they have no service at all.
What depress a fool? When his wife delivers twins and he could not find the father of the second child.