Gud Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. Thanks.

A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad.!

Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance. Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy. Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair. Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !

A chinese pair, Mr. and Mrs. hua got twins without getting married. Guess, what did they named them? Ans: Jo hua, So hua.

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.

A mobile is like women :-
Talks non-stop,
Costs a fortune,
Disturbs when your busy
And when U need them urgently, they have no service.

Q: Why was the leper caught speeding? A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.

Wat frustrates a Buddhu? Wen his wife delivers twins & he cant find the father of the second child.

One day i read smoking is bad, i stopped smoking. one day i read drinking is bad, i stopped drinking. one day i read SEX is bad, i stopped reading