Making a million friends
is not a miracle,
the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by u
when a millions are against u....
Woman know that they are not that pretty any more when they have nothing to wear.
My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where
she'd be by now.
God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a
mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he
made a mother-in-law.
Computers are machines to help you solve problems. So you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
Remove your Shirt,
Remove your Pants too,
ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh....
Thanks God, Finally the suitcase is closed.
Eyes: To look at you,
Hands: To pray for you,
Mind: To care for u ,
Heart: To love you and,
Legs: To kick u if u forget me.
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children?
Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
