Making a million friends is not a miracle,
the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you,
when a millions of people are against you.
Woman know always that they aren't cute any more when dey have nothing to wear.
Girls are like shadow and care is like light. If you walk towards the light, then the shadow will follow you. But if you try to grab the shadow, you will miss the light.
My mother in law walks almost five kilometers everyday. I wonder where she'd be by now.
God made mother because HE thought that he couldn't be everywhere. To make devil's presense everywhere, devil made mother-in-law.
Computers are machines to help you solve problems. So you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
Woman is a mistery. If you talk to them, they want you to listen and if you listen, they want you to talk. If you praise them, then they think you are lying and if you don't, you are good for nothing. if you aree to all their likes, then they think that you are a henpeck and if you don't they think you are not understanding, if you kiss them, you are not a gentleman and if you dont, you are not a man.
Remove your shirt, remove your Pants also, oh no, now remove your kurti too yeees... thank God, finally we are able to close the suitcase.
I use my eyes to look at you, my hands are to pray for you, my mind is to care for you, my heart is to love you......and...and...my legs are to kick you, if you ever forget me.
Why some couple stop after their third child? Because, they heard that every fouth child born is Chineese.
