Husband to wife : Sweet heart, years ago you had a perfect figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes my darling I still do have the same, but only the differnece is earlier it was 300ml and now it is 1.5 litter.
A woman was sitting at a bar. A man approached her and said. "Hi honey, want a little company?". The woman said to him "Why? Do you have one to sell?"
It says that
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if your doctor is cute and sweet, just forget the apple.
As God cannot be every where, he made mother. As devil cannot be every where, he made mother-in-law.
A friends is always sweet when it is new. It become sweeter when the friend is true, but you know that it is the sweetest when it is YOU.
Darling, please emove your Shirt first...ok now remove your pants too.Oh now please remove your kurti...ok, thanks God, we are able to close the suitcase finally.
My eyes are to look at you, my hands are to pray for you, my mindis to care for you, my heart is to love you and.......my legs is to kick you if you forget me.
It is heard that some couple stop after their third childre. Why? because they heard that every fourth child born is chinees.
