Husband: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 litter.

A woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. Hi, honey, he says. Want a little company? Why? asks the woman. Do you have one to sell?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit..

God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

A Friend is Sweet when its NEW Its Sweeter when its TRUE But you know that its the sweetest when it is U

Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh.... Thanks God, Finally the suitcase is closed.

Eyes: To look at you, Hands: To pray for you, Mind: To care for u, Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick u if u forget me.

Why'd the couple stop after 3 children?
Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.